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A day spent during hari raya

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

This is a guide on how to spend your time during Hari Raya – Written by great author Tina Ling A Ling A Ling.

There are 3 categories :
A – Open house and stay at home to wash dishes and serve the guesses.
B – Didn’t open house and go for visiting
C – None of the above

And it looks like Im in the C category.
How to spend your day according to Tina Ling is as follow
There’s 24 hours in a day *obviously*

1 Oct 2008
I woke up around 9 something
9 : ?? am
BANGUN!!!!
Well you can’t straight away do task when you just woke up right??? So take 5 - 10 minutes to realize that you’re actually awake. =)
Lets say I woke up at 9:30 a.m. took 10 minutes to sit on the bed and do nothing.

9: 40 a.m
Freshen up man!
Yeah! You can spend 1 hour or more in the bathroom. Take bath, wash your face, brush your teeth, look in the mirror and talk to yourself for extra charisma, you can even sing in the shower too!!! Yay.

10: 40 a.m
The most important meal of the day.
Breakfast. I ate a lot since there’s no rendang, no kari, no sate, and no ayam masak merah, or lemang, *oh I can continue listing all the raya menu all day long but I won’t*. I ate my homemade cheese egg bread* or wadeva it is as long its roti telur cheese.. or keju.*wadeva* Let’s see. Preparing the ingredients took me 2 to 4 minutes including beating the eggs, heating the oil, cutting the bread and blap blip bleh. Cooking it took me around 3 minutes and to eat and enjoy it erm.. maybe 20 minutes so over all. 4 + 3 + 20 = 27 minutes J tada. That’s why I always passed my maths sub.

What you've seen was what I ate

11: 07 a.m
Clean the dishes. *what else?*
You gotta wash after you ate right? Don’t just poo and leave your as* unclean! Eww in disgusted tone* and oh yeah. You have to flush once you’re done sh*tting. Hahaha Just like my Hankey. HOWDY HO!!! South park is nice =) and it took me around 30 minutes cause I have to cook for my dogs too. Oh yeah the 30 minutes included the time taken to feed my dog and washed their cage. *sigh*

it looked nice isnt it? Eww its not.. and its the dogs food.

some cat biscuits and achovies head.

11: 37 a.m
Sweep the floor of a haunted villa. Yes I do not have a housemaid at home FOR NOW. And im glad being Cinderella *NOT* sweeping the floor and I found it very tiring.*duh* its like sweep floor = - energy – fun +sweat +stinky – time
An unknown Cinderella wanna be. Sweeping the whole house is soo not cool and idk how long does it take to fin. I just can’t wait to finish it a.s.a.p. I guessed 35 minutes?

12: 12 p.m
Look! How fast we can waste time doing necessary and unnecessary things. It’s lunch time wad else? I’ve been a vegetarian since the fasting month. But still, I haven’t drop any weight thou, not a single kg and Im still looking chubby no thin face.Cute nyer!! I dun really eat carbs now. All this while the only thing that went through my throat and into my digest system was apple, milk, celery sticks and eggs. No meat. NO!!! ok. Maybe a bit of ayam panggang from the ramadhan bazaar. *grumbles* Since my mum is away and I can’t really cook the suitable menu for my little brother n daddy, I masak ayam with wine. I can’t cook spaghetti since my dad don’t eat such food and I cant cook Chinese herbs thing either since my bro wont eat it. Guys can be very demanding sometimes. *no offend guys* let say masak, cuci, and cleaning the kitchen? Lama tuuu

Zam zam alakazam. fuji apples.. masuk mulut.
12: 50 p.m
Time for another shower. Deduct sixty minutes. – air + bil air.= akaun balance. OMG. The laundries, its terrifying. Banyak giler doh. Bodoh.

wad an ugly scene
01: 20 p.m
Ok so I don’t always shower for 1 hour that long in the bathroom. Having a closed house is a sad thing and not going out for visiting just make it worse. Have you ever heard of the word meditating? It helps a lot. I don’t do yoga like I used to anymore I concentrate in praying. This is my style of relaxing the inner me J Im not the holy type ok? Don’t miss judge me. With a lil bit of Yassin and tahlil it only took me 20 minutes. Tada

I prayed 4 times a day. Yes. I missed Subuh :(

DVDs are nice. But boring if u keep on repeating the same scene again n again

i wasted my $ buying this stoopit movie

yes. Im a CLEO reader.:P

Whoops i shudnt show this. But i did. Behind the closet of Tina Ling

01: 40 p.m
I shower longer lol. Wira and Darren are my current love one for the musician friends. I wonder where’s my passion towards music now? Milton koko told me once, the best thing he loves about me is my passion towards music. And yeah Milton is a great guitarist and he’s Hawt tooo. And when I met Darren and Wira *not met eyes to eyes* they both just pulled me back to realize that music is still apart of me. I left my instruments too long. Poor those baby. I spent some TIME in my room trying Darrens’ song and I got it like how he played and I edited it abit. I’ll upload the vid once I’m done composing the song plus the lyric of course. But it’s soo not fun playing my 5 string electric guitar *yes string putus-ed lol* I was playing my bass too but I haven’t figure out the tune of the song yet. Then I ran downstairs and unplugged the wires and amps.

Thanks Darren. I got the tune.

5 string electric guitar =)

i wanna learn how to write tabs

Its 02: 45 p.m
I can really kill time. Im the triple T k. Tina The Time Killer *lol* giggles. I was sitting on my piano chair and when I put my long fingers on the keys I don’t know what im suppose to do. Its been too long I dint play my baby. Wai seh..*dungu* ok.. I manage to compose a few odd melody and guessed wad? I felt relieved that I can still play piano. :P I wrote the song and the lyric and I got bored after a while.

The classic =) lalala

03: 25 p.m
Oh my pets!!! Hampir lupa. I gave my pet some shower TADA. They look be-eee-ai-you-ti-full :) that’s how a stoopit person spelt beautiful. :)

they smell nice. =)

n they looked nice

04: 15p.m
Oh no! *^^$&*_@^%^#*!!!! I hate it when my dad asked me to do his paper works. Its so frustrating and when I did a SINGLE mistake I’ll get to be in a rapper concert. Trust me my works are like ENDLESS???

I hate paper. As a nature lover, we should not cut down trees just to get paper. CHA! =)

messy as it seems

06:50p.m
Sneak out sometimes ok? And grab a bite in the kitchen. That’s the most strategic place. Chocolates are lovely but I was hoping a cool looking musician would bring lots of marshmallow and serenade for me. :) that would definitely make my day. Especially if he’s gonna sing kiss me to ME ME ME hahhaha

I want marshmallow. Ferero is not dat nice even when it comes in lemon flavo.

07:20p.m
Dah habis praying? Then continue to work desk. Lots of them are still waiting to be typed and printed. Sakit sakit sakit

08:00 p.m
Isyak isyak. Well you see, you can actually go through your day with work and you wont feel sad. This is a statement to workaholic only. But for me. it’s a nightmare that keeps never stop hunting. :( bueh*

That’s how you can spend you day boring-ly and empty-ly.
And for more information you can always ask yourself. Cause in my blog, it’s the place where my words are my law. Cool isn’t it? At least it’s cooler than yours

I played with Fitrias’ bear from Max. Max is being such a sweet bf. The fur is soo soft and nice and the best thing is its made by Max himself. Aww.